Screwing with Adam: Episode 1

We have made a remarkable discovery. My roommate, Adam, has discovered that my other roommate, Adam, does weird things in his sleep. He talks and thinks to the point where he can respond to you with absolutely no memory of the conversation and he says the weirdest things. Naturally, we had to take advantage of the situation. Here are some of the highlights.

Adam 1: Who is your favorite roommate Adam?

Adam 2: ..........Jesus.

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Adam 1: Can you sing Adam? (for the record he can. The kid was in choir in high school and he's got the voice of a sassy black lady when he wants it.)

Adam 2: I don't know.

Adam 1: Can you sing me a song?

Adam 2: No.

Adam 1: Why not?

Adam 2: .................Satan.

Adam 1: Satan?!

Adam 2: Uh huh.

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Adam: Don't worry, Adam, your secret is safe with me.

Adam 2: Wait, what secret?

Adam 1: Oh don't worry about it.

Adam 2: What secret?

Adam 1: Don't worry, man, I'll tell you in the morning.

Adam 2: Ughhh... I hate the morning... like children.

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Adam 2: Don't hide it! I didn't touch it.

He also recognized me and Parker multiple times, only to forget we were there minutes later. I heard the words, "What?! Josh! When did you get here?!" at least 4 times.

We've heard rumors from his friends of being beat up by a furious naked sleeping Adam in the past, so we're hoping something similar happens to us as weird as that sounds. More to come on...

SCREWING WITH ADAM!!!